Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
When did we convert life to cartoon?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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