no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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