I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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