office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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