that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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