Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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