yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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