Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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