you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Green mimosas i think yes
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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