He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it's like iHOP with fire
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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