Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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