Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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