If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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