You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
