He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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