I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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