i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Randomize