return my video game
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Randomize
