the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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