O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We are two peas in an std pod
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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