So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
This house was built for laser tag.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Shame - the story of my life.
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