Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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