even my farts smell like vagina
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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