I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
we made out on top of his cat.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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