Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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