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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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