Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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