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my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it's like iHOP with fire
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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