this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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