Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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