great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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