im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I want her autograph on my taint
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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