Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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