i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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