Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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