Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
