White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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