When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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