There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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