he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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