All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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