It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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