bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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