Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I need moral support for this bender
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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