Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
That reminds me...we need to get swords
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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