If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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