i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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