Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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