Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
