Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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