are you still at the devil's house?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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