Yo dont text me then not text me
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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